Murphy's laws about Love, page 6
174 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about love
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Before falling in love do take your backup, it always helps in recovery.
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Love has all the answers. But till then sex brings up some good questions.
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The amount of members of the opposite sex you pursue is inversely proportional to pretty much everything about you, such as intelligence.
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If you are interested in someone, a close friend will grab their attention.
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This is especially likely if they: don't want the attention of said person and are already dating someone else.
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The size of the pencil is not as important as the quality of the writing.
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The quality of the writing is affected by the quality of the paper.
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Regardless of how well one writes, it is difficult to write at all unless there is lead in the pencil.
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If you're having difficulties choosing between potential two girls, you'll always pick the wrong one.
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If a girl tell you “let's stay friends”, she won't call ever again. If you call, she won't answer.
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