Murphy's laws about Love, page 8
174 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about love
Beauty is directly proportional to the number of drinks consumed.
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The partner you want don't want you. The ones that want you are not made for you.
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If you love a person let them go. If they don't come back they weren't worth it.
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The love of your life will only want you back once you are in another serious relationship.
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You don't pay for sex, you pay him/her to leave after you're done.
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If you think a girl is beautiful, her boyfriend will always be there to confirm it.
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Your seduction potential is inversely proportional to your willingness to seduce.
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You never truly know a significant other is until you meet him/her in a court of law.
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Marriage is like a dog with a bone, he might not touch it, just doesn't let another dogs come near it.
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Gravity cannot be held responsible for 2 people falling in love.
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The difference between love and the common cold is that for the common cold there is a vaccine.
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The most beautiful women in the world, always marry the most ugly men.
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