Murphy's laws about Love, page 7
174 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about love
Never make love in your back garden. Love is blind, but not your neighbors.
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When it comes to love and lost, doing the right thing always hurts
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Being honest with someone will always turn that person into an enemy.
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When you're girlfriend says that you have to talk the relationship is over.
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The day you decide to tell you're girlfriend you could not live without her she will leave you the next day.
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You're best friend stop being you're best friend the instant a beautiful woman walks in and you both are attracted to her.
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When she says: “Don't buy me anything expensive” and you listen, expect to be single.
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Even the most beautiful woman in the world has at least one guy who is tired of her.
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The mother of the man, or the father of the woman you love will invariably hate you.
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When you take your time getting ready your date will arrive 20 min early; when you're on time they're 30 min late.
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As soon as you break up the man (or woman) who couldn't commit TO YOU will get married.
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A good women/men are like parking spots, all the good ones are taken.
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Women are like boats: they require constant maintenance and attention, and they cost a lot of money.
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Any good looking person you see that isn't alone, will be accompanied by a person of the opposite sex who doesn't deserve to be with them.
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The length of a relationship is directly related to how much you are attracted to your significant other best friend.
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