Murphy's laws about Love, page 4

174 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about love

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Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.

Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.

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A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.

A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.

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Love comes in spurts.

Love comes in spurts.

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The world does not revolve on an axis.

The world does not revolve on an axis.

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Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

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Don't do it if you can't keep it up.

Don't do it if you can't keep it up.

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There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when...

There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.

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Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.

Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.

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Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.

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This won't hurt, I promise.

This won't hurt, I promise.

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An ex-wife/husband will always be till death do us part.

An ex-wife/husband will always be till death do us part.

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When a man wants his wife to hear, she doesn't listen.

When a man wants his wife to hear, she doesn't listen.

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When that same man doesn't want his wife to hear, she's...

When that same man doesn't want his wife to hear, she's all ears.

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It's always easier to get a partner if you already have one.

It's always easier to get a partner if you already have one.

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Although it may seem like that on the outside, no one is...

Although it may seem like that on the outside, no one is having fun being single.

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If you're heart is broken, sweep up the pieces.

If you're heart is broken, sweep up the pieces.

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There will always be someone who will want to put it back...

There will always be someone who will want to put it back together.

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Love and high-school must never go together.

Love and high-school must never go together.

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If a man speaks deep in the forest and there is no woman...

If a man speaks deep in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him; is he still wrong.

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Show me a husband who won't, I'll show you a neighbor who...

Show me a husband who won't, I'll show you a neighbor who will.

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