![Love will cause people to do stupid things.](/imgupl/quote-photostock/sm-10379p92.jpg)
Murphy's laws
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
![Love will cause people to do stupid things.](/imgupl/quote-photostock/sm-10379p92.jpg)
![If anything can go wrong, it will.](/imgupl/quote-photostock/sm-10418p7.jpg)
![The difference between Stupidity and Genius is that...](/imgupl/quote-photostock/sm-10566p233.jpg)
The difference between Stupidity and Genius is that Genius has its limits.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about genius, limits, stupidity
![Every problem is replaceable with a bigger one.](/imgupl/quote-photostock/sm-10571p92.jpg)
![It is simple to make something complex, and complex to...](/imgupl/quote-photostock/sm-10609p40.jpg)
It is simple to make something complex, and complex to make it simple.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology
![No one gets sick on Wednesdays.](/imgupl/quote-photostock/sm-10813p263.jpg)
![Sex has no calories.](/imgupl/quote-photostock/sm-10199p262.jpg)
![It is a fact that every thing in universe moves...](/imgupl/quote-photostock/sm-12286p124.jpg)
It is a fact that every thing in universe moves counterclockwise.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about univers, things
![If the person isn't taken, there's a reason.](/imgupl/quote-photostock/sm-10091p263.jpg)
![When all else fails, have hope.](/imgupl/quote-photostock/sm-10305p240.jpg)
![Two heads are better than one, even if one is a sheep head.](/imgupl/quote-photostock/sm-10554p169.jpg)
![Power Is Taken... Not Given](/imgupl/quote-photostock/sm-10562p217.jpg)
![If the rear echelon troops are really happy, the front...](/imgupl/quote-photostock/sm-11143p95.jpg)
If the rear echelon troops are really happy, the front line troops probably do not have what they need.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, happiness, need
![Sniper's motto: reach out and touch someone.](/imgupl/quote-photostock/sm-11036p246.jpg)
![Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant. This constant...](/imgupl/quote-photostock/sm-10093p237.jpg)
Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant. This constant is always zero.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, beauty
![Smile... tomorrow will be worse.](/imgupl/quote-photostock/sm-10478p80.jpg)
![The boss is always right.](/imgupl/quote-photostock/sm-10613p116.jpg)
![It's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature.](/imgupl/quote-photostock/sm-10703p228.jpg)
![One good turn gets most of the blankets.](/imgupl/quote-photostock/sm-10234p122.jpg)
![Mothers only offer advice on two occasions: when you want...](/imgupl/quote-photostock/sm-10466p48.jpg)
Mothers only offer advice on two occasions: when you want it and when you don't.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, advice