
Murphy's laws
1794 quotes by Edward A. Murphy


It is a fact that every thing in universe moves counterclockwise.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about univers, things


If the rear echelon troops are really happy, the front line troops probably do not have what they need.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, happiness, need


The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecured channel.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, enemies

Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sex


Admit nothing, deny everything, demand proof - then blame a Private.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, nothing


Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant. This constant is always zero.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, beauty

The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love

Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, commerce, money

The best things in the world are free and worth every penny of it.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, things, world




If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, good, good luck

Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, time

The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, feelings, woman