
Murphy's laws
1794 quotes by Edward A. Murphy



If the rear echelon troops are really happy, the front line troops probably do not have what they need.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, happiness, need

The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecured channel.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, enemies

Admit nothing, deny everything, demand proof - then blame a Private.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, nothing


Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant. This constant is always zero.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, beauty

The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love

Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, commerce, money

The best things in the world are free and worth every penny of it.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, things, world




If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, good, good luck

Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, time

The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, feelings, woman


No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love

Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sex, time
