Murphy's laws
1794 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy, Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918. Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
If the rear echelon troops are really happy, the front line troops probably do not have what they need.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, happiness, need
The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecured channel.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, enemies
Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sex
Admit nothing, deny everything, demand proof - then blame a Private.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, nothing
Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant. This constant is always zero.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, beauty
The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, commerce, money
The best things in the world are free and worth every penny of it.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, things, world
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, good, good luck
Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, time
The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, feelings, woman
