
Murphy's laws
1794 quotes by Edward A. Murphy


It is a fact that every thing in universe moves counterclockwise.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about univers, things



If the rear echelon troops are really happy, the front line troops probably do not have what they need.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, happiness, need


Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant. This constant is always zero.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, beauty


A computer is only as smart as the person using it.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, intelligence, people

The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecured channel.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, enemies

Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sex

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question - YES is the answer.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sex, question


Admit nothing, deny everything, demand proof - then blame a Private.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, nothing


The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love

Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, commerce, money

The best things in the world are free and worth every penny of it.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, things, world

