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If you can see the flashes from the enemies' guns in...

If you can see the flashes from the enemies' guns in battle, he can see yours too.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, enemies, contentment

Isaac and I are going to Israel to ride for peace...

Isaac and I are going to Israel to ride for peace enviromental justice and a safer world for us all.

Quote by Mandy Patinkin about rightness, justice, peace, world

Women, like men, should try to do the impossible. And...

Women, like men, should try to do the impossible. And when they fail, their failure should be a challenge to others.

Quote by Amelia Earhart about courage, failure, impossible, man

Man is a reasoning rather than a reasonable animal.

Man is a reasoning rather than a reasonable animal.

Quote by Alexander Hamilton about people, man

The number of open service windows at banks, post offices, airline counters, etc... always equals [n/2 - m], n being the total number of windows and m being a random number between 1 and the total number of windows minus 1.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, numbers, bankers, being

If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more.

If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more.

Quote by Jane Austen about contentment

A man without ambition is dead. A man with ambition but no love is dead. A man with ambition and love for his blessings here on earth is ever so alive.

Quote by Pearl Bailey about ambition, man, earth, love

The standing ovation threw me... to be held in such...

The standing ovation threw me... to be held in such regard in a town so full of talent is quite something.

Quote by Michael Caine about city, prison, talent

You always know it’s time to stop reloading and come to...

You always know it’s time to stop reloading and come to bed when your wife calls out for a DQ for failure to engage.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, wife, failure, time, contentment

It is the cause, not the death, that makes the martyr.

It is the cause, not the death, that makes the martyr.

Quote by Napoleon Bonaparte about death

Children are given to us to discourage our better emotions.

Children are given to us to discourage our better emotions.

Quote by Saki about children, emotions

The word courage - God, I love that word. Words are so...

The word courage - God, I love that word. Words are so important to me.

Quote by Peter Fonda about word, courage, god, love

Enemies are so stimulating.

Enemies are so stimulating.

Quote by Katharine Hepburn about enemies

People keep saying, Oh, you're getting all these great...

People keep saying, "Oh, you're getting all these great reviews, that must make you really happy". I guess it does, but mostly it's just a relief.

Quote by Michael Chabon about nation, happiness, contentment, people

Your lost needle will be found by your son, husband or...

Your lost needle will be found by your son, husband or brother-in-law, while walking around barefoot.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about husband, law

The idea – deepness and relief in the age of being.

The idea – deepness and relief in the age of being.

Quote by Dumitru Găleşanu about infinite

He was dull in a new way, and that made many people think...

He was dull in a new way, and that made many people think him great.

Quote by Samuel Johnson about nation, people

Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal...

Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal proportion to age.

Quote by Ernest Hemingway about relation, risk, age, olderness

Screen rotation is a combination of software and hardware...

Screen rotation is a combination of software and hardware that allows you to change a monitor between portrait and landscape modes.

Quote by Robert Patterson about computers, change, contentment

Any time not spent on love is wasted.

Any time not spent on love is wasted.

Quote by Torquato Tasso about love, waste, time

Well there are those who think you can only succeed at...

Well there are those who think you can only succeed at someone else's expense.

Quote by Boy George about contentment

We work to eat to get the strength to work to eat to get...

We work to eat to get the strength to work to eat to get the strength to work to eat to get the strength to work to eat to get the strength to work.

Quote by John Dos Passos about things, work

We must remember that Satan has his miracles, too.

We must remember that Satan has his miracles, too.

Quote by John Calvin about bad, miracle, devil

Directors have to push me. I have to be pushed up. Not...

Directors have to push me. I have to be pushed up. Not all the time, but often.

Quote by Catherine Deneuve about time

I would dare to define civilization as perfected art of...

I would dare to define civilization as perfected art of pretending.

Quote by Ugo Foscolo about civilization, art, magic

We praise a man who feels angry on the right grounds and against the right persons and also in the right manner at the right moment and for the right length of time.

Quote by Aristotel about praise, rightness, people, moment, time, man

A working program is one that has only unobserved bugs.

A working program is one that has only unobserved bugs.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

The torment of precautions often exceeds the dangers to...

The torment of precautions often exceeds the dangers to be avoided. It is sometimes better to abandon one's self to destiny.

Quote by Napoleon Bonaparte about destiny, self-control

The popularity of that baby-faced boy, who possessed not even the elements of a good actor, was a hallucination in the public mind, and a disgrace to our theatrical history.

Quote by Bruce Barton about history, actors, public, mind, good, good luck

A tool is usually more simple than a machine; it is...

A tool is usually more simple than a machine; it is generally used with the hand, whilst a machine is frequently moved by animal or steam power.

Quote by Charles Babbage about opinion, tools, power

If you are shopping to find a certain thing, no matter how simple it may be, no matter where you go, you will find every conceivable thing except that which you are looking for.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, things, contentment

I made all my generals out of mud.

I made all my generals out of mud.

Quote by Napoleon Bonaparte

But I feel convinced, and I venture even to prophesy in this regard, that the time will come when there will also be a minister of peace in the cabinet, seated beside the ministers of war.

Quote by Fredrik Bajer about peace, war, time

Plain women know more about men than beautiful women do.

Plain women know more about men than beautiful women do.

Quote by Katharine Hepburn about man

In love the paradox occurs that two beings become one and...

In love the paradox occurs that two beings become one and yet remain two.

Quote by Erich Fromm about love

War does not determine who is right, war determines who...

War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, rightness

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