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Clay birds launched from a taut spring are going about 60MPH. A driven golf ball travels about 250MPH. Don’t ever bet that you can hit a golf ball with a shot gun before dark unless you really don’t need that shoulder any more.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, spring, dark, need, contentment

Easy mind, light heart. A mind that is too easy hides a...

Easy mind, light heart. A mind that is too easy hides a heart that is too heavy

Quote by Franz Schubert about mind, heart, light

Books are tools for self-discovery, and everyone needs them.

Quote by Zenta Maurina about tools, books, self-control

Repressed your envy towards the exceptional man, learn...

Repressed your envy towards the exceptional man, learn how to understand and cherish him.

Quote by George Calinescu about envy, man

There are strings in the human heart that had better not...

There are strings in the human heart that had better not be vibrated.

Quote by Charles Dickens about heart, human imperfections

If your manager has nothing bad to tell you for too long...

If your manager has nothing bad to tell you for too long you will soon need their reference.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about heads, bad luck, need, bad, nothing, contentment

The part of me which wanders through my mind and never sees or feels actual objects, but which lives in and moves through my passions and my emotions, experiences this world as a horrible nightmare.

Quote by Jack Henry Abbott about nightmare, emotions, objects, mind, world

It is bitter to lose a friend to evil, before one loses...

It is bitter to lose a friend to evil, before one loses him to death.

Quote by Mary Renault about friendship, bitter, death

In this context the British and Irish governments will have to promote a new, imaginative and dynamic alternative in which both governments will share power in the north.

Quote by Gerry Adams about power

Well, as I was saying... everyone's so nice to me, usually.

Well, as I was saying... everyone's so nice to me, usually.

Quote by Elton John

When you need the money, your shift is cancelled; when...

When you need the money, your shift is cancelled; when you have a weekend planned, you have to do overtime.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, money, contentment, need

There are moments of existence when time and space are...

There are moments of existence when time and space are more profound, and the awareness of existence is immensely heightened.

Quote by Charles Baudelaire about existence, univers, time

The smiles helps you to order you thoughts and to give...

The smiles helps you to order you thoughts and to give more energy.

Quote by Iulian Andrei about smile, order, contentment

We love to expect, and when expectation is either...

We love to expect, and when expectation is either disappointed or gratified, we want to be again expecting.

Quote by Samuel Johnson about expectation, love

I was not quite as gracious as Mark Darcy about wearing...

I was not quite as gracious as Mark Darcy about wearing what my mother tried to make me wear. It tended to stop really, when I was quite young.

Quote by Colin Firth about mother

Death is the solution to all problems. No man - no problem.

Death is the solution to all problems. No man - no problem.

Quote by Iosif Vissarionovici Stalin about death, problems, man

Where would Jesus be if no one had written the gospels.

Where would Jesus be if no one had written the gospels.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk about god

No matter how ephemeral it is, a novel is something, ...

No matter how ephemeral it is, a novel is something, while despair is nothing

Quote by Mario Vargas Llosa about books, despair, nothing

Being here allows me to make the case that not all aging, narcissistic movie actors whose children could be mistaken for their grandchildren necessarily act with the same motivation.

Quote by Warren Beatty about motivation, actors, children, being

The one who has ascended the work till love, that one...

The one who has ascended the work till love, that one descended the Heaven on Earth.

Quote by Simion Mehedinþi about work, earth, love

When an actor comes to me and wants to discuss his...

When an actor comes to me and wants to discuss his character, I say, It's in the script. If he says, But what's my motivation?, I say, Your salary.

Quote by Alfred Hitchcock about film, motivation, salary, character, actors

Nothing ever seems impossible in spring, you know.

Quote by Bernard Law Montgomery about spring

Climbing K2 or floating the Grand Canyon in an inner...

Climbing K2 or floating the Grand Canyon in an inner tube; there are some things one would rather have done than do.

Quote by Edward Abbey about things

The person that loses his conscience has nothing left...

The person that loses his conscience has nothing left worth keeping.

Quote by Izaak Walton about conscience, people, nothing

O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.

O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.

Quote by Augustin de Hipona about help, purity

The greatest education in the world is watching the...

The greatest education in the world is watching the masters at work.

Quote by Michael Jackson about education, work, world

I'm good at working, but I'm very good at playing.

I'm good at working, but I'm very good at playing.

Quote by Salma Hayek about good, good luck

For women's tears are but the sweat of eyes.

For women's tears are but the sweat of eyes.

Quote by Juvenal about tears, eyes

An actor is something less than a man, while an actress...

An actor is something less than a man, while an actress is something more than a woman.

Quote by Richard Burton about opinion, actors, woman, man

Children are given to us to discourage our better emotions.

Children are given to us to discourage our better emotions.

Quote by Saki about children, emotions

Fortitude is the marshal of thought, the armor of the...

Fortitude is the marshal of thought, the armor of the will, and the fort of reason.

Quote by Francis Bacon about reason, thinking

Make a system even a moron can use and a moron will use it.

Make a system even a moron can use and a moron will use it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, use

I want to work with the top people, because only they...

I want to work with the top people, because only they have the courage and the confidence and the risk-seeking profile that you need.

Quote by James Joyce about risk, courage, need, work, people, contentment

If I die tomorrow, I've accomplished everything I wanted...

If I die tomorrow, I've accomplished everything I wanted to do in life.

Quote by Don Johnson about death, life

If you ask me to summarise our mission, I would put it this way: We were a military regime that sought to lay the foundations for freedom and liberty in a complex society.

Quote by Ibrahim Babangida about army, liberty, society, contentment

There was a Jewish element to all that, and the creators...

There was a Jewish element to all that, and the creators of all these golden age comic books, many of them were Jewish kids.

Quote by Michael Chabon about books, age, olderness

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