Murphy's laws about Love, page 5
174 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about love
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It doesn't matter HOW good it was, if you end up worrying or regretting it, it was bad sex.
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Never trust a woman who acts like you are so sexy she can't help herself but drag you to bed.
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If you believe a relationship can't work, but feel the need to try, it won't.
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You will later find out that your lack of belief caused it to fail.
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The duration of a relationship to a person is inversely proportionate to the importance of person to you.
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The Key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time.
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The two thing no man can ever understand. Women and what makes all men complete damm fools over women.
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Being taken attracts women. Being single makes them avoid you like the plague.
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In the eternal battle of the sexes, women are already the winners.
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The hornier someone is, the less likely that it will be they have sex.
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Try and try as you might, there will still be times where men are just assholes. We can't help it and we're sorry.
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A love will tell you they love you endlessly. A true love will tell everyone else they love you endlessly despite the embarrassment factor.
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