Murphy's laws about Love, page 9
174 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about love
You may get off on a cheap hooker but you can't get off on a cheap lawyer.
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The one thing that will almost certainly come between two friends is a girl.
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The person you want the most, will end up with the person you hate the most.
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In any married couple, both members think that they will be the first one to die, which means that at least 50% of the people will be wrong.
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A mother's love is a better cure than chicken soup, but chicken soup is cheaper.
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Nobody knows whose fault it is that the story isn't moving, but everyone has a different theory.
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You cannot stop the ongoing love affair between pasta sauce and a white dress shirt.
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