Murphy's laws about Love, page 9

174 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about love

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If you are happy together, wait till you are married.

If you are happy together, wait till you are married.

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Everyone believe in love, but wonder if it exists.

Everyone believe in love, but wonder if it exists.

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You may get off on a cheap hooker but you can't get off...

You may get off on a cheap hooker but you can't get off on a cheap lawyer.

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The one thing that will almost certainly come between two...

The one thing that will almost certainly come between two friends is a girl.

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The sexier a man is, the better the chances that he is gay.

The sexier a man is, the better the chances that he is gay.

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Being told that someone doesn't want to date you because you're such a good friend, is like being told that you didn't get the job because you're overqualified.

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Absence makes the heart go wander.

Absence makes the heart go wander.

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The person you want the most, will end up with the person...

The person you want the most, will end up with the person you hate the most.

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The perfection of a person is proportional to how much...

The perfection of a person is proportional to how much you love him/her and the imperfection of a person is proportional to how much you hate him/her.

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In any married couple, both members think that they will...

In any married couple, both members think that they will be the first one to die, which means that at least 50% of the people will be wrong.

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A mother's love is a better cure than chicken soup, but...

A mother's love is a better cure than chicken soup, but chicken soup is cheaper.

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Nobody knows whose fault it is that the story isn't...

Nobody knows whose fault it is that the story isn't moving, but everyone has a different theory.

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You'll either be overrun by newbie's who have totally cool original new characters (all expressions after 'have' being debatable) who'll quit two days after their introduction to the story, or left totally deserted without players.

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You cannot stop the ongoing love affair between pasta...

You cannot stop the ongoing love affair between pasta sauce and a white dress shirt.

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