Murphy's laws about Love
174 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about love
Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant. This constant is always zero.
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Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
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Sow your wild oats on Saturday night. Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question - YES is the answer.
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The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
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Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
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The best things in the world are free and worth every penny of it.
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Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.
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The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
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