Murphy's laws about Love, page 2
174 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about love
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No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
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Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
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Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
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When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
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The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
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Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
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It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.
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Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
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