Murphy's laws about Love, page 3

174 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about love

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Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.

Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.

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Love is a hole in the heart.

Love is a hole in the heart.

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Murphy's love laws; If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.

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Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.

Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.

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Do it only with the best.

Do it only with the best.

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Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned...

Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.

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You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating...

You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.

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Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

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The person who said that it is better to have loved and...

The person who said that it is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all... Never loved and lost.

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Thou shalt not commit adultery... unless in the mood.

Thou shalt not commit adultery... unless in the mood.

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Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than...

Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.

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Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.

Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.

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Never argue with a women when she's tired or rested.

Never argue with a women when she's tired or rested.

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A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, ...

A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.

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What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic...

What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

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It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

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Never say no.

Never say no.

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A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't...

A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.

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Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.

Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.

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Beauty is skin deep; Ugly goes right to the bone.

Beauty is skin deep; Ugly goes right to the bone.

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