If you drop a tool or small part while working on a car, it will roll to the exact center underneath the vehicle.
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Murphy's laws about Contentment, page 29
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If you have enough grease & a big enough hammer, you can put anything... anywhere.
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If you drop a tool or a part it will roll to the exact center underneath your car thus extending your repair enjoyment.
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The television show that you watched once and loved will be discontinued.
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If you watch a TV show only twice during the season, the second time will be a repeat of the first.
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When you want to watch your favorite program, there is a black out.
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When you want to record your favorite program so you can watch it over and over again, you were recording the wrong channel.
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You can't reach the tool dropped while working on a car engine, and it will be a non-magnetic alloy.
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When working up high the tool you drop will always land to do the most damage to the tool and the object it hits.
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If you drop an unbreakable object, it will always land on something more valuable.
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Travel is a delight if you have a place to leave and return to.
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When looking for a street, it will be the only one you drove past before you saw the street sign.
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The first escalator you find is always going the wrong way.
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If someone giving you directions says at any time, You can't miss it, be assured than you will.
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Whenever you have something important to do the next morning, the alarm will never go off.
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If you do a thorough check of your trailer before hauling, your truck will break down.
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If you're wondering if you left the water on in the barn, you did.
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