Murphy's laws about Contentment, page 28
685 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
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You will always be caught, usually the first time you do something others have been getting away with.
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No matter in which domain you are working, it's intersection with the field of your interest is always a NULL set.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
The network would snap just when you were explaining an important point over a NetMeeting conference call.
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The telephones won't work when you need to call long distance urgently.
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The client will call only when you had left for a coffee break. And when you call back, he/she won't be available in office.
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When its a busy day for you, all your colleagues would be chatting just outside your cabin.
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When you don't have much work all your colleagues will be busy.
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Your Security will insist on you leaving by 7:00 on the very day when you have to stay till 10:00 to meet an important deadline.
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The display settings on your computer will play havoc only when you have to finish a presentation by afternoon.
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Only when you want to piss urgently would all the urinals be taken.
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The office assistant would be on leave only on the day you need him most.
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You'd find the important Phone number/e-mail ID you had been looking for, only after you had got in touch with that person by some other means.
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Only on the rarest of the days you come late, you'd bump into your boss smoking at the entrance.
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The coffee machine will be empty, when you need coffee most.
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After a really hard day of work, when starting your car at 11:00 pm in the night to leave office, you'll realize that you've run out of gas.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
If you'll watch your team during a crucial game they will lose.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
