The ideal job for you was filled right before you found out about it.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
Murphy's laws about Contentment, page 27
685 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
In a job interview you need to be well spoken, clear, pleasantly dressed, confident and polite.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
The job you want is well paying, interesting, fun, rewarding, conveniently located, or attainable; pick one.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
Employers are either all the things you'd hate in a co-worker or start looking for another job.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
If your manager has nothing bad to tell you for too long you will soon need their reference.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
Your current boss is the worst you've ever had until the next one.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
You will never get fired at the beginning of the day. Your boss will think this is a good thing.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
The more you hate a job and wish to leave the longer you end up staying put.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
The person interviewing you had less than half or your qualifications when they got the job and will want twice what you have.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
Losing a job is never as much fun or as dignified as you imagine it.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
If you bring your voodoo doll/adult magazine or embarrassing cream to work your boss will find it.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
If you get used to thinking screw you after every superior speaks to you you will blurt it out sooner or later. Unless you're a phone sex girl or a stripper people will mind.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
Being yourself will have to wait until you get home or at least a bar.
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The uniform you have to wear was designed by a color blind masochist who likes laughing at those who have to wear it.
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The more you have to pay for the uniform the less likely you will be to ever wear any piece of it.
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Your Boss will always call you, when you aren't at your desk.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
If you come late to the office, the chances are, your boss is already in his room.
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When most important task awaits you get most number of interruptions.
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When you are convinced everything works just fine you are overlooking something.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
