Murphy's laws about Contentment, page 31
685 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
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Clipper motors will quit only when you have the horse's head left to trim.
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If you approach within 50 feet of the barn in your street clothes, you will get dirty.
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If a horse is advertised “under $5,000” you can bet he isn't $2,500.
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The number of horses you own increases according to the number of stalls in your barn.
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If you fall off, you will land on the site of your most recent injury.
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When you think you've got a foothold in Arulco, one town's mine runs dry, the other gets run over by the bugs, and a third one is recaptured by the army.
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Just after you made a Quick save, you'll realize that your mercs are surrounded by enemies wielding Rocket Rifles.
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After you blow your money on a few two week contracts for expensive mercs, they'll arrive, bitch about not liking the guys in your old squad, then leave.
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If an enemy is really dug in, you'll have forgotten to bring a mortar.
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Never count on even mortally wounded enemies missing you.
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You never notice that none of your mercs has a good score in Leadership until you try to recruit someone.
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