
Murphy's laws about Contentment
685 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
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Mothers only offer advice on two occasions: when you want it and when you don't.
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It's not the one with your name on it; it's the one addressed “to whom it may concern” you've got to think about.
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The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecured channel.
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Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
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The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
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The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
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Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
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Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.
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The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
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No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
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Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
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Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
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Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
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You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.
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Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.
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It's always easier to get a partner if you already have one.
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