The wimp who made it through the eliminations on luck alone will suddenly turn into Bruce Lee when you're up against him.
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Murphy's laws about Contentment, page 30
685 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
The referee will always be looking the other way when you score.
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You will have trouble with the ties on your gi pants when members of the opposite sex are in class.
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The day you leave work early to make it to class on time, the sensei will be sick.
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The sensei will only use you during demonstrations for joint locking techniques.
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If you have to use your training in self-defense, your attacker's father will be a lawyer.
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After a flawless demonstration, you will trip on your way back to your seat.
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After years of training without a single injury, you will pull a groin muscle the night before your black belt exam.
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No matter how many times you take care of it before your promotion exam, you will invariably have to go to the bathroom when it's your turn.
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If you throw anything away, you will need it the next day.
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If you file it, you'll know where it is but never need it. If you don't file it, you'll need it but never know where it is.
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Any piece you select as a closing number will have a final note one step higher than the first trumpet can play.
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You will have to wait at least another two hours for the last parent to pick up a child.
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Invariably, the melody will be in an instrument you do not have.
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If you take a music stand down and put it up enough times, eventually you will have two of them.
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Give a strongly-worded lecture about punctuality and you will be late to the next performance.
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