Quotes about Humor, page 4

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

Quote by Robert Frost about humor

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.

Quote by Henry Ward Beecher about humor

Humor is another form to protect you against the Universe.

Quote by Mel Brooks about humor

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Quote by Mel Brooks about humor

Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

Quote by Sidonie - Gabrielle Colette about humor

I was too heavy to be a jockey and too honest to be a producer, so I became a writer.

Quote by Leon Uris about humor

I didn't go to the lectures. My valet, who was more distinguished than I, went instead.

Quote by Witold Gombrowicz about humor

I love the diversity of America. I love the plain, normal sense of humor Americans have. It is not wicked, like in some countries. And I also love how new America is.

Quote by Antonio Banderas about humor

Cynicism is humor in ill health.

Quote by Herbert George Wells about humor

My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.

Quote by Elayne Boosler about humor

The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.

Quote by Elayne Boosler about humor

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.

Quote by Elayne Boosler about humor

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them.

Quote by Simon Pegg about humor

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't. A sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is.

Quote by Horace Walpole about humor

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.

Quote by Walter John Matthau about humor

In London, love and scandal are considered the best sweeteners of tea.

Quote by John Osborne about humor

There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.

Quote by Sinclair Lewis about humor

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance.

Quote by William Somerset Maugham about humor

I fear nothing so much as a man who is witty all day long.

Quote by Madame de Sevigne about humor

Sometimes I'm so sweet even I can't stand it.

Quote by Julie Andrews about humor