I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced...

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I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.

Quote by Elayne Boosler about humor, bad, people.

Elayne Boosler

Elayne Boosler 1952, american comedian

Life period: 1952

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