Quotes by Elayne Boosler
7 quotes by Elayne Boosler
Elayne Boosler - american comedian
Was born on 18 aug 1952.
Origin country: United States
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
Quote by Elayne Boosler about woman, depression, thinking, country, man
To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy.
Quote by Elayne Boosler about film, comedy, silence
My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.
Quote by Elayne Boosler about humor, ancestors, man
You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.
Quote by Elayne Boosler about man, woman
The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.
Quote by Elayne Boosler about humor, rules, things, good, good luck
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.
Quote by Elayne Boosler about humor, bad, people
