Quotes about Humor

95 quotes about Humor

No one gets sick on Wednesdays.

No one gets sick on Wednesdays.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about humor

Imagination is a quality given a man to compensate him...

Imagination is a quality given a man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is

Quote by Oscar Wilde about humor

People of humor are always in some degree people of genius

People of humor are always in some degree people of genius

Quote by Samuel Taylor Coleridge about humor

I wouldn't live in California. All that sun makes you...

I wouldn't live in California. All that sun makes you sterile.

Quote by Alan Alda about humor

When people are laughing, they're generally not killing...

When people are laughing, they're generally not killing one another

Quote by Alan Alda about humor

Originality is unexplored territory. You get there by...

Originality is unexplored territory. You get there by carrying a canoe - you can't take a taxi

Quote by Alan Alda about humor

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of...

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

Quote by Woody Allen about humor

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I...

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

Quote by Woody Allen about humor

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a...

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.

Quote by Woody Allen about humor

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

Quote by Woody Allen about humor

I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

Quote by Woody Allen about humor

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on...

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

Quote by Woody Allen about humor

Many people- and I think I am one of them-are more productive when they have had a little to drink. I find if I drink two or three brandies, I'm far better able to write.

Quote by David Ogilvy about humor

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever...

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent the evening with an insurance salesman?

Quote by Woody Allen about humor

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to man french...

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to man french and to my horse -German.

Quote by Charles I al Spaniei about humor

A drink a day keeps the shrink away.

A drink a day keeps the shrink away.

Quote by Edward Abbey about humor

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground...

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Quote by Douglas Adams about humor

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair.

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair.

Quote by Andre Agassi about humor

Well, I actually tell my son that I don't have any hair because he asked me the same question that I gave it to him when he was born, so he actually still believes that. He's five years old.

Quote by Andre Agassi about humor

The secret to humor is surprise.

The secret to humor is surprise.

Quote by Aristotel about humor

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