Quotes about Humor, page 5

To be witty is not enough. One must possesses sufficient wit to avoid having too much of it.

Quote by André Maurois about humor

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.

Quote by Jim Bishop about humor

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.

Quote by Romain Gary about humor

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

Quote by Phyllis Diller about humor

Health and good humor are to the human body like sunshine to vegetation.

Quote by Jean Baptiste Massillon about humor

If prayers would spread so fast as anecdotes, the prisons would become monasteries and prisons monks.

Quote by Gavriil Stiharul about humor

Humor is the best tonic for the spirit, made on behalf of human weaknesses.

Quote by Valeria Mahoc about humor

The reality of life is a drama dressed up in carnival humor.

Quote by Valeria Mahoc about humor

Men love women because women are the loveliest things on God's earth. Women love men because chocolate can't mow the lawn.

Quote by Guy Browning about humor

Th sense of humor is a manifestation of intelligence, of detachment and objectivity to those that exist around.

Quote by Marius Torok about humor

My father taught me two things about bills; always query them and never pay till you have no alternative.

Quote by Miles Beresford Kington about humor

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

Quote by Mark Twain about humor

I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.

Quote by Woody Allen about humor

For me, the day I was born is like any other day. An autumn day, in which you feel very alive the chills of school year beginning, the academic year (in my time). I am not scared by the passing of the time, I am trying to treasure every moment...

Quote by Cornelia Maria Savu about humor

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.

Quote by Maya Angelou about humor