My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't...

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My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.

Walter John Matthau

Quote by Walter John Matthau about humor.

Walter John Matthau

Walter John Matthau 1920 - 2000, american award-winning actor

Was born on: 01 oct 1920.
Died on 01 jul 2000, at 79 years old.

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