Just when you have no cash, you are in great pain and got to the bank to find the bank computers offline.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers
All computers are based against cowboys and will always dump whatever it was you were saving for CAS work; Bill designed them that way.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers
On almost anything someone does in the computer business, you can go back in the literature and prove someone had done it earlier.Quote by Ken Olsen about computers
We really need it because Microsoft keeps releasing sloppier and sloppier software that needs a faster and faster machine, the speed is crazy.Quote by Ken Olsen about computers
The Star Trek computer doesn't seem that interesting. They ask it random questions, it thinks for a while. I think we can do better than that.Quote by Larry Page about computers
Only in the fact that I was kind of a science wonk in the '50s. You know, won a lot of science fairs, built computers.Quote by Brian De Palma about computers
We can do things that we never could before. Stop-motion lets you build tiny little worlds, and computers make that world even more believable.Quote by Nick Park about computers
After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot.Quote by Sarah Jessica Parker about computers
We have a reliable computerized network devoted to counterterrorist activities.Quote by George Pataki about computers
Everything is relative, is the Internet fast. Not for most people. Is it always on, yes, for cable modem and DSL users but that represents a tiny percentage of users.Quote by John Patrick about computers
We don't think that any one hardware platform can meet everybody's needs and we provide multiple platforms for that reason.Quote by John Patrick about computers
Screen rotation is a combination of software and hardware that allows you to change a monitor between portrait and landscape modes.Quote by Robert Patterson about computers
All sorts of computer errors are now turning up, you'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.Quote by Isaac Asimov about computers
Whenever you need a crucial file from the server, the network will be down.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers