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157 quotes about Computers

If you forget to save you're work every 5 minutes, it...

If you forget to save you're work every 5 minutes, it will break down after you've been at it for an hour.

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The amount of time taken to successfully complete a...

The amount of time taken to successfully complete a software project is in direct proportion to the amount of Marketing input.

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The only thing worse than an end-user without a clue is...

The only thing worse than an end-user without a clue is an end-user who has a clue - usually the wrong one.

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According to most Tech Support people, the most common...

According to most Tech Support people, the most common user error message regardless of Operating System is ID 10T.

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Bugs mysteriously appear when you say, Watch this!

Bugs mysteriously appear when you say, Watch this!

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The probability of bugs appearing is directly...

The probability of bugs appearing is directly proportional to the number and importance of people watching.

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An employee rank is in inverse proportion to his use of a...

An employee rank is in inverse proportion to his use of a computer, and in proportion to its performance.

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The only program that runs perfectly every time, is a virus.

The only program that runs perfectly every time, is a virus.

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If a project is completed on schedule, it wasn't debugged...

If a project is completed on schedule, it wasn't debugged properly.

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The worst bugs in your program will show up only during...

The worst bugs in your program will show up only during the final review.

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The people who say that computers are simple to use are...

The people who say that computers are simple to use are the same people who tell you how to build a watch when you ask what time it is.

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Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard...

Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.

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Computers suck.

Computers suck.

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A computer that has been on the market for 6 weeks is...

A computer that has been on the market for 6 weeks is still usable as a boat anchor.

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The best way past a pesky security feature is a 13-year-old.

The best way past a pesky security feature is a 13-year-old.

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A computer that has surpassed its user's frustration...

A computer that has surpassed its user's frustration capacity (FC) will accelerate downwards at 9.8 meters per second squared.

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Computers let you waste time efficiently.

Computers let you waste time efficiently.

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Make a system even a moron can use and a moron will use it.

Make a system even a moron can use and a moron will use it.

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Make one that requires training or intelligence and only...

Make one that requires training or intelligence and only a moron will use it, but there will be more help desk calls.

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The likelihood of problems occurring is inversely...

The likelihood of problems occurring is inversely proportional to the amount of time remaining before the deadline.

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