Quotes about Computers, page 5

A program is good when it's bug free - which is impossible.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

If you forget to save you're work every 5 minutes, it will break down after you've been at it for an hour.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

The amount of time taken to successfully complete a software project is in direct proportion to the amount of Marketing input.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

The only thing worse than an end-user without a clue is an end-user who has a clue - usually the wrong one.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

According to most Tech Support people, the most common user error message regardless of Operating System is ID 10T.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

Bugs mysteriously appear when you say, Watch this!

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

The probability of bugs appearing is directly proportional to the number and importance of people watching.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

An employee rank is in inverse proportion to his use of a computer, and in proportion to its performance.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

The only program that runs perfectly every time, is a virus.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

If a project is completed on schedule, it wasn't debugged properly.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

The worst bugs in your program will show up only during the final review.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

The people who say that computers are simple to use are the same people who tell you how to build a watch when you ask what time it is.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

Computers suck.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

A computer that has been on the market for 6 weeks is still usable as a boat anchor.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

The best way past a pesky security feature is a 13-year-old.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

A computer that has surpassed its user's frustration capacity (FC) will accelerate downwards at 9.8 meters per second squared.

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Computers let you waste time efficiently.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

Make a system even a moron can use and a moron will use it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

Make one that requires training or intelligence and only a moron will use it, but there will be more help desk calls.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers