Quotes about Computers, page 7

The problem always exists between one keyboard and it's respective chair.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

A program that compile on the first run has an error in the algorithm.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

Walking on water and developing software to specification are easy as long as both are frozen.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

The smaller the size of your email account, the more junk mail you will get.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

The boss will always come to your workspace when you accidentally open an adult link.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

The more pop-up screens you have, the more likely the boss will come by.

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If it ain't broke, Overclock it!

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

If you're in a hurry, your computer will crash, a hard drive will become corrupted, or your files will be erased. Any way, you're screwed if you have a deadline.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

Investment in software reliability will increase until it exceeds the probable cost of errors.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

Computer sadism: When the computer causes physical or mental damage to a person and can't receive such a return favor due to management rules.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

Computer masochism: When a computer takes all the abuse you think you can give it and continues working as it should.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

The sound of grinding metal or the sight of smoke coming from a case is a warning that you are trying to do too much with too little.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

The survivability of a system is directly proportional to the price of the cooling system applied to it and inversely proportional to the amount of use it sees.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

Antivirus systems only effectively work on a virus after given virus has passed its prime.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

The most frightening of viruses is the virus you do not know is already there.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

The amount of damage that a string of code can do is inversely proportional to the length of the string.

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You only receive instant messaging, when working on a project that's due instantly.

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When designing a program to handle all possible dumb errors, nature creates a dumber user.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

Just when you have no cash, you are in great pain and got to the bank to find the bank computers offline.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

All computers are based against cowboys and will always dump whatever it was you were saving for CAS work; Bill designed them that way.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers