Quotes about Computers

157 quotes about Computers

It's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature.

It's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

A computer is only as smart as the person using it.

A computer is only as smart as the person using it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

To use computers for studing concrete matters, man has to...

To use computers for studing concrete matters, man has to learn to think accurate and abstract.

Quote by Grigore Moisil about computers

Actual evil probably requires much more creativity, ...

Actual evil probably requires much more creativity, passion and political ideology than anyone at or near the top of Microsoft seems to posses.

Quote by Jonathan Katz about computers

Computer dating is fine, if you are a computer.

Computer dating is fine, if you are a computer.

Quote by Rita Mae Brown about computers

When I'm not writing or tweaking my computer, I do embroidery. When I'm not plunging into the past, tweaking, or embroidering, I'm reading books about history, computers, or embroidery.

Quote by Lynn Abbey about computers

Man, I don't want to have nothing to do with computers. I...

Man, I don't want to have nothing to do with computers. I don't want the government in my business.

Quote by Erykah Badu about computers

I think it's fair to say that personal computers have become the most empowering tool we've ever created. They're tools of communication, they're tools of creativity, and they can be shaped by their user.

Quote by Bill Gates about computers

Security is, I would say, our top priority because for all the exciting things you will be able to do with computers - organizing your lives, staying in touch with people, being creative - if we don't solve these security problems, then people...

Quote by Bill Gates about computers

Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of...

Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.

Quote by Bill Gates about computers

Any given program costs more and takes longer each time...

Any given program costs more and takes longer each time it is run.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.

If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more...

Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable. Any system which depends on human reliability is unreliable.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.

If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

Any given program will expand to fill all the available...

Any given program will expand to fill all the available memory.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

The value of a program is inversely proportional to the...

The value of a program is inversely proportional to the weight of its output.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability...

Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer who must maintain it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

Every non-trivial program has at least one bug .

Every non-trivial program has at least one bug .

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

Bugs will appear in one part of a working program when...

Bugs will appear in one part of a working program when another “unrelated” part is modified.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

The subtlest bugs cause the greatest damage and problems.

The subtlest bugs cause the greatest damage and problems.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

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