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158 quotes about Computers

The maintenance engineer will never have seen a model...

The maintenance engineer will never have seen a model quite like yours before.

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It is axiomatic that any spares required will have just...

It is axiomatic that any spares required will have just been discontinued and will be no longer in stock.

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Any VDU, from the cheapest to the most expensive, will...

Any VDU, from the cheapest to the most expensive, will protect a twenty cent fuse by blowing first.

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Any manufacturer making his warranties dependent upon the...

Any manufacturer making his warranties dependent upon the device being earthed will only supply power cabling with two wires.

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If a circuit requires n components, then there will be...

If a circuit requires n components, then there will be only n - 1 components in locally-held stocks.

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A failure in a device will never appear until it has...

A failure in a device will never appear until it has passed final inspection.

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A program generator creates programs that are more buggy...

A program generator creates programs that are more buggy than the program generator.

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All Constants are Variables.

All Constants are Variables.

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Constants aren't.

Constants aren't.

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Variables won't.

Variables won't.

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A part dropped from the workbench will roll to a degree...

A part dropped from the workbench will roll to a degree of un-reachability proportional to its importance.

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The best way to see your boss is to access the internet.

The best way to see your boss is to access the internet.

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No matter how hard you work, the boss will only appear...

No matter how hard you work, the boss will only appear when you access the internet.

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The hard drive on your computer will only crash when it...

The hard drive on your computer will only crash when it contains vital information that has not been backed up.

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Computers don't make errors. What they do they do on...

Computers don't make errors. What they do they do on purpose.

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Each computer code has five bugs, and tis number does not...

Each computer code has five bugs, and tis number does not depend on how many bugs have been already found it is conservative.

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Profanity is one language all computer users know.

Profanity is one language all computer users know.

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The number of bugs always exceeds the number of lines...

The number of bugs always exceeds the number of lines found in a program.

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The most ominous words for those using computers: Daddy, ...

The most ominous words for those using computers: Daddy, what does “Now formatting Drive C mean”?

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When putting something into memory, always remember where...

When putting something into memory, always remember where you put it.

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