Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on...

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Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

Quote by Woody Allen about humor, plumbers, god.

Woody Allen

Woody Allen 1935, american film director, writer, actor, jazz musician, comedian and playwright

Life period: 1935

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