
Quotes by Woody Allen about Humor
9 quotes by Woody Allen about humor
Woody Allen American film director, writer, actor, jazz musician, comedian and playwright
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If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
Quote by Woody Allen about humor

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
Quote by Woody Allen about humor




There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent the evening with an insurance salesman?
Quote by Woody Allen about humor

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
Quote by Woody Allen about humor

I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.
Quote by Woody Allen about humor