I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of...

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I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Woody Allen

Quote by Woody Allen about humor, laughter.

Woody Allen

Woody Allen 1935, american film director, writer, actor, jazz musician, comedian and playwright

Life period: 1935

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