In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision...Quote by Woody Allen about wife, heads, home, house
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on...Quote by Woody Allen about humor, plumbers, god
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and...Quote by Woody Allen about life, solitude, suffering
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of...Quote by Woody Allen about humor, laughter