
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision...
Quote by Woody Allen about wife, heads, home, house

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Quote by Woody Allen about sex, love

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on...
Quote by Woody Allen about humor, plumbers, god

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of...
Quote by Woody Allen about humor, laughter