Using the siren and light to clear traffic - attracts traffic.
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Murphy's laws about Police, page 4
94 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about police
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If you take out the newest patrol car, you'll have an accident.
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The thing you really need, will be left back at the MP Station.
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Flashlight batteries always die out, just when you really need light.
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Military working dogs attack anything that moves - including you.
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The helicopter will always be low on fuel, as soon as you need it.
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You'll find the suspect you want, when you're off-duty and unarmed.
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If you respond to more than your fair share of calls, you'll have more than your fair share of calls to respond to.
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The suspect will escape, just before you set up a good perimeter.
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The dependent who screams loudly when you don't show up quickly, also screams loudly when you do.
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The weight of the dead body you'll have to carry is proportional to the amount of stairs you'll have to climb.
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Fatalities always occur at the end of shift - or when it rains and snows.
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Contrary to popular belief - general officers don't get tickets.
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You won't get called to a court martial - unless it's your day off.
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