If a meter maid tells you that you can park there, then most likely you will get a ticket.
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Murphy's laws about Police, page 3
90 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about police
Two beers, officer is always two more than they should have had.
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Your Patrol Supervisor will show up when you're doing something really stupid.
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The time it takes to respond to an emergency is inversely proportional to the importance of the call.
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The warrant you don't read is the one you'll serve at the wrong quarters.
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No matter how you write it, the Desk Sergeant will want it changed.
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If you charge in all alone, you'll be shot by your own officers.
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When you've secured a crime scene, don't forget to tell the brass.
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Using the siren and light to clear traffic - attracts traffic.
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If you take out the newest patrol car, you'll have an accident.
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