The longer you've been a cop, the shorter your flashlight and your temper gets.
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Murphy's laws about Police, page 2
90 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about police
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Whatever you are about to do, if there is a good chance it will get you killed, you probably shouldn't do it.
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You should never do a shotgun search of a dark warehouse with a cop whose nickname is Boomer.
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The better you do your job, the more likely you are to be shot, injured, complained on, sued, investigated on your day off.
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Dogs do not see the badge as a person of authority, they see lunch.
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The number of years on the job is directly proportional to your waistline.
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The number of people who lock their keys in their car is directly proportional to how bad the weather is.
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In general, a person's innocence is often diametrically opposed to how much they insist that they are.
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Any time you decide to do something, even slightly against the law, a police officer will just so happen to be near enough to see it happen.
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Your Testimony in Court is unnecessary until both you and your wife coordinate the same time off work together.
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The further away the call is into the sticks directly relates to the likelihood you will need a restroom after you are back in service.
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Cops are society's Sacrificial Lambs. Hey, at least we're not their Jackasses. That would be the Brass.
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