Murphy's laws about Police, page 5
90 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about police
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Professional criminals are predictable, but the world is full of amateurs.
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Don't stand, if you can sit - don't sit, if you can lay down - if you can lay down, you might as well take a nap.
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When there are three other cars on the road, the drivers are drunk and there's not a cop in sight.
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If stopped by a cop for a broken tail light on the way to a meet the first thing he will always ask is; are there any weapons in the car?
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Maternal instinct is stronger than any force known except an IRS collection agent.
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If it doesn't fit, force it, if it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
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