Murphy's laws about Police, page 5

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Your two minute "back-up" is always actually ten minutes away.

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The alley you sprint down, is the wrong alley.

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Tasting suspected drugs works - but only on TV or in the movies.

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Suspects always hide in the last place you look.

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Better to be judged by twelve, than carried by six.

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Professional criminals are predictable, but the world is full of amateurs.

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Don't stand, if you can sit - don't sit, if you can lay down - if you can lay down, you might as well take a nap.

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Contrary to popular belief, O.C. *IS* an area effect weapon.

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Any patient, when given the option of either going to Jail or going to the Hospital by a Police Officer, will always be inside the Ambulance before you are.

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When there are three other cars on the road, the drivers are drunk and there's not a cop in sight.

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If stopped by a cop for a broken tail light on the way to a meet the first thing he will always ask is; are there any weapons in the car?

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Don’t ever try and joke around with a cop when you are transporting 8+ guns and 1000+ rounds of ammo to or from a Club called, Vigilante Colt Justice Shooting Club.

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Maternal instinct is stronger than any force known except an IRS collection agent.

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If it doesn't fit, force it, if it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

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