Admit nothing, deny everything, demand proof - then blame a Private.
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Murphy's laws about Police
90 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about police
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High speed chases will always proceed from an area of light traffic to an area of extremely heavy traffic.
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The speed at which you respond to a fight call is inversely proportional to how long you've been a cop.
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Tear gas works on cops too, and regardless of wind direction, will always blow back in your face.
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If you know someone who tortures animals and wets the bed, he is either a serial killer or he works for Internal Affairs.
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Placing a gun back in a shoulder holster with your finger on the trigger will cause you to walk with a limp.
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If you have “cleared” all the rooms and met no resistance, you and your entry team have probably kicked in the door of the wrong house.
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If a cop swings a baton in a fight, he will hit other cops more often than he will hit the bad guys he swings at.
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Domestic arguments will always migrate from an area of few available weapons living room, to an area with many available weapons kitchen.
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If you have just punched out a handcuffed prisoner for spitting at you, you are about to become a star on Eyewitness News.
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When a civilian sees a red light approaching at a high rate of speed, he will always pull into the lane the cop needs to use.
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You can never drive slow enough to please the citizens who don't need a cop, and you can never drive fast enough to please the ones who do.
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Any suspect with a rifle is a better shot than any cop with a pistol.
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From behind you, the bad guys can see your night sights as well as you can.
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On any call, there will always be more “bad guys” than there are good guys, and the farther away your back-up, the more there will be.
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