Murphy's laws about Medicine, page 5
94 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
As the seriousness of any given injury increases, the availability of light to examine that injury decreases.
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The amount of space which is needed to work on a patient varies inversely with the amount of space which is available to work on that patient.
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The number of distraught and uncooperative relatives surrounding any given patient varies exponentially with the seriousness of the patient's illness or injury.
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Always assume that any Physician found at the scene of an emergency is a Gynecologist, until proven otherwise.
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A virtually infinite number of wide-eyed and inquisitive school-aged children can climb into the back of any Ambulance, and, given the opportunity, invariably will.
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As soon as an EMS Rule is accepted as absolute, an exception to that Rule will immediately occur.
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You're doing the: Only 27 more minutes of the shift from hell happy-dance, only to turn around to see your supervisor standing there.
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