The more equipment you see on a EMT's belt, the newer they are.
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Murphy's laws about Medicine, page 3
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Examine all chest clutchers first, bleeders next, then the rest of the whiners.
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When dealing with citizens, if it felt good saying it, it was wrong.
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Riding shotgun does not mean you shoot the tires of non-yielding vehicles.
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If at all possible, avoid any edible item that fire fighters prepare.
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EMS is extended periods of boredom, interrupted by moments of sheer terror.
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Yuppies involved in accidents complain how bumpy the ambulance ride is.
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It's not a compliment when Policemen say you're crude, crass & cynical.
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The severity of the injury is directly proportional to the weight of the patient.
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Turret mounted machine guns usually work better than lights and sirens.
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Schedule your days off to avoid working during full phases of the Moon.
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You've come to conclude 90% of all drunks are a waste of protoplasm.
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Automatically multiply by 3 the number of drinks they claim to have had.
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