Murphy's laws about Cowboys, page 5
138 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
All cowboys like to gamble, even when they know they can’t win.
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Cowboys never have money to gamble with; on the way into town.
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Cowboys and boys who skate and dance to show tunes are the only real men authorized to wear rhinestones.
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All CAS tents leak and the leak will always be directly above the bedding material of the tenants or his guns.
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An RV transporting 6 cowboys and their equipment to an annual CAS meet is really an RT - Rolling Thunder.
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38s really aren’t wimp loads unless you actually shoot a wimp.
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Don’t ever shoot a wimp; they will not die and will just lie there and whine, cry, moan, groan and carry on forever.
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38s really aren’t mouse guns; their hands are too small to reach the trigger.
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All cowboys who wear a shot shell, bra belt also know all the Broadway show tunes.
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All cowboys who insist on wearing a shot shell bra belt will always be wearing rhinestones or sequins and have shinny guns with mother of pearl grips.
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Gen. George Patton really did say that about pearl grips and it‘s true.
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Elvis, dressed like a cowboy in white leather, really has been seen at EOT.
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If you think you saw Elvis at EOT dressed in white leather, he really was there and ten cowboys will back you up no matter what.
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No matter how good you are with a long-range rifle, you can never hit the Marfa, Texas lights.
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Only cowboys can wear yellow leather boots and not get noticed real hard.
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