Murphy's laws about Cowboys, page 4
138 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
A 42 inch gun belt can never be stretched far enough to fit around a 48 inch waist.
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Loose gun belts will always fall off going down stage steps while on the timer.
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Don’t ever try to shoot a stage gremlin, they smell real bad.
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If you run out of shots shells on a stage and a cowboy hands you his, they will always be the wrong gauge.
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Cowboys are the only known Homo sapiens who can laugh out loud at themselves and not be considered committable.
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The only thing a cowboy loves more than his horse is another horse.
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Don’t ever kiss another cowboys horse, he will not like it and they tend to kick.
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After feeling the finish on a CBs gun it would be best not to tell him; it’s as soft as a babies butt.
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Don’t ever talk harsh about a cowboys Mother, dog, truck, bass boat, horse, collection of guns or his selection of chew.
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