Murphy's laws about Cowboys, page 3
138 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
If used, sun block will always get into your eyes while shooting the longest and most difficult stage.
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Your expensive, new safety shooting glasses will never have the right correction for CAS work.
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If the stage calls for a reload off body, your extra bullet will always be on your cart.
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If stage calls for extra bullet to be loaded off your body, that will be the one you drop and the only one in that caliber that you have on you.
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If stage calls for reloading off you body, the first and sometimes the second cartridge you pull out of your pouch will always be the wrong caliber.
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When the above happens the cowboy will always try and load it anyway.
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The wrong caliber for you rifle will not chamber but it will always fit thru the loading gate and jam under the carrier.
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45 long Colts will go thru the loading gate of a 45-70 and jam.
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You can always ID a Marlin man by the screw drivers he carries in his ammo belt loops.
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Screws on a Winchester that are over stressed will always strip out.
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If the stage calls for 10 rifle rounds the rifle will always jam on first round.
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If the rifle is the first gun to be used on a stage it will always jam on the second round.
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Your spare gun will never work when needed for that purpose.
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Hard wood grips will crack the first time the gun is mishandled.
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