If it’s dark outside boots will always go on the wrong feet.
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Murphy's laws about Cowboys
138 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
No matter which side the buckle is on; spurs can be put on backwards and upside down.
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The whiter the hat the deeper the mud hole that it falls into.
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Feet will always swell on the night of the banquet when you have on your tight fitting, dress boots.
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If stopped by a cop for a broken tail light on the way to a meet the first thing he will always ask is; are there any weapons in the car?
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All cops who stop cowboys going to or from a meet never have a sense of western humor.
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Under the above mentioned laws always try substituting - Old Western Texas Poets Sonneteer Society for Vigilante Colt Justice Shooting Club.
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The first time you’re running real late is the first time the safety meeting will actually start on time.
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Green, pink & yellow really do make a smart looking cowboy outfit for pards, pardettes & horses.
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Green, pink & yellow dress suit not a good choice for work, church, weddings, trial, funerals, job interviews, etc.
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If you call an armed cowboy a buckaroo, be absolutely sure that the B doesn’t sound like a V or F.
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A cowboy packing two Colts and carrying a double can wear any thing he dang well pleases.
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One flat bed trailer loaded with armed cowboys really can depose Castro on Friday, Sadam.
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