All cowboys wearing yellow, leather boots, study the ground real hard before dismounting.
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Murphy's laws about Cowboys, page 6
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Cross draw holsters tend to make a cowboy a switch hitter or a good Broadway dancer.
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Two holsters worn on same side always makes a cowboy a switch hitter.
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Not all cowboys can operate a jig but they all know how to dance to one.
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If MapQuest shows the range to be north of interchange xxx, it will always be south, requiring another 15 minutes to next interchange turn around.
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The night before you leave you will always loose you CAS Checklist for stuff to Not Forget.
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All computers are based against cowboys and will always dump whatever it was you were saving for CAS work; Bill designed them that way.
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No matter how many months the fantastic hamburger griller has sold lunches at your home range, he will never be there when you forgot your lunch.
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No matter how carefully you load your ammo, the stage with the one chance only, 30 second bonus will always be a dud.
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Bridle’s don’t belong in the honeymoon suite unless the Bride is really weird.
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Cowboys should never invite their horse into the Brides bedroom, see above.
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That new, big, expensive, cowboy hat will always obscure your vision of the front sights of your rifle, but you will look good wearing it.
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