Any time you put an item in a “safe place”, it will never be seen again.
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Murphy's laws about Contentment, page 5
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We can give you a diploma, but we can't give you a brain.
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Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you SHOULD.
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Don't let go of something until you have a hold of something else.
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When you wear new shoes for the first time, everyone will step on them.
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If at first you don't succeed destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
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It takes forever to learn the rules and once you've learned them they change again.
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You will find an easy way to do it, after you've finished doing it.
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The probability of rain is inversely proportional to the size of the umbrella you carry around with you all day.
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When you really need something, its either not available, or can't be found. When you don't need it, its either available, or lays around in plain sight.
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The new version always manages to change the one feature you need most.
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The more knowledge you gained, the less certain you are of it.
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Make it possible for programmers to write programs in English, and you will find that programmers can not write in English.
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No matter how many resources you have, it is never enough.
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Any cool program always requires more memory than you have.
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When you finally buy enough memory, you will not have enough disk space.
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No matter how good of a deal you get on computer components, the price will always drop immediately after the purchase.
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No matter how hard you work, the boss will only appear when you access the internet.
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When putting something into memory, always remember where you put it.
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