The perfection of a person is proportional to how much you love him/her and the imperfection of a person is proportional to how much you hate him/her.
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Murphy's laws about Contentment, page 4
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Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
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If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.
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That sweet little girl with the baby that you rented to, will start dating the mad motorcycle man from hell,... and several of his friends,... the very next week.
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The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack.
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When you need the money, your shift is cancelled; when you have a weekend planned, you have to do overtime.
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Films that are not available on video are the ones you want to see.
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If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
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You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
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You will always find something in the last place you look.
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After you bought a replacement for something you've lost and searched for everywhere, you'll find the original.
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No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.
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In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it.
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Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost you more than you thought.
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If you want something bad enough, chances are you won't get it.
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If you think you are doing the right thing, chances are it will back-fire in your face.
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Remember the "Boomer-rang" effect; Whatever you do will always come back.
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