The day you decide to tell you're girlfriend you could not live without her she will leave you the next day.
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Murphy's laws about Contentment, page 3
685 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
You're best friend stop being you're best friend the instant a beautiful woman walks in and you both are attracted to her.
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When she says: “Don't buy me anything expensive” and you listen, expect to be single.
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The mother of the man, or the father of the woman you love will invariably hate you.
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When you take your time getting ready your date will arrive 20 min early; when you're on time they're 30 min late.
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As soon as you break up the man (or woman) who couldn't commit TO YOU will get married.
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Any good looking person you see that isn't alone, will be accompanied by a person of the opposite sex who doesn't deserve to be with them.
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The length of a relationship is directly related to how much you are attracted to your significant other best friend.
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The partner you want don't want you. The ones that want you are not made for you.
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If you love a person let them go. If they don't come back they weren't worth it.
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The love of your life will only want you back once you are in another serious relationship.
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You don't pay for sex, you pay him/her to leave after you're done.
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If you think a girl is beautiful, her boyfriend will always be there to confirm it.
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You never truly know a significant other is until you meet him/her in a court of law.
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You may get off on a cheap hooker but you can't get off on a cheap lawyer.
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Being told that someone doesn't want to date you because you're such a good friend, is like being told that you didn't get the job because you're overqualified.
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The person you want the most, will end up with the person you hate the most.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
