So if your code is as clever as you can possibly make it, then by definition you're not smart enough to debug it.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
Whenever you need a crucial file from your hard drive, your computer will crash.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
E-mailed tasking will always come just before you log off.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
The faster you need a hardcopy, the more people will be using the only office printer.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
General Fault Errors are the “Check Engine” light of computers. If it can be fixed, chances are it's not by you.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
No matter how fantastic your latest and greatest PC is, you will be able to buy it for half the price in 12 months.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
If you forget to save you're work every 5 minutes, it will break down after you've been at it for an hour.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
The people who say that computers are simple to use are the same people who tell you how to build a watch when you ask what time it is.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
You will always discover errors in your work after you have printed/submitted it.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
Illegal Error' messages only happen when you forget to save your work.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
If you make the letters in your Word document bigger and then you print it out, you'll have everything on the first page and only one line on the second.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
The OEM did not actually manufacture the part you need to replaceEQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
By the time you learn your new computer you'll need a new one.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
When the Downloading Window says “99% complete”, there will be a fluctuation in the voltage and you'll have to start all over again.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
Whenever you install a group of plugins one by one just to find out which one can make your software work, you either haven't gotten the right one, or have accidentally skipped the right one or it has become the last one installed.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
No matter what problem you have with your computer - Its Always Microsoft's fault.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
You will get disconnected from the Internet or experience a computer crash when you are downloading. If you don't experience one within 80% completion, then it will happen at 99%. If you do manage to get the file, then it will turn out to be...EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
You'll always receive an e-mail from a web site that you never visit before.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment