So if your code is as clever as you can possibly make it, then by definition you're not smart enough to debug it.
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Murphy's laws about Contentment, page 6
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Whenever you need a crucial file from your hard drive, your computer will crash.
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E-mailed tasking will always come just before you log off.
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The faster you need a hardcopy, the more people will be using the only office printer.
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General Fault Errors are the “Check Engine” light of computers. If it can be fixed, chances are it's not by you.
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No matter how fantastic your latest and greatest PC is, you will be able to buy it for half the price in 12 months.
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If you forget to save you're work every 5 minutes, it will break down after you've been at it for an hour.
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The people who say that computers are simple to use are the same people who tell you how to build a watch when you ask what time it is.
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You will always discover errors in your work after you have printed/submitted it.
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Illegal Error' messages only happen when you forget to save your work.
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If you make the letters in your Word document bigger and then you print it out, you'll have everything on the first page and only one line on the second.
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The OEM did not actually manufacture the part you need to replace
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By the time you learn your new computer you'll need a new one.
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When the Downloading Window says “99% complete”, there will be a fluctuation in the voltage and you'll have to start all over again.
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No matter what problem you have with your computer - Its Always Microsoft's fault.
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You'll always receive an e-mail from a web site that you never visit before.
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