Murphy's laws about Contentment, page 7
685 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
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No matter how big a hard drive you buy, you'll need to double it in a year.
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The smaller the size of your email account, the more junk mail you will get.
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The boss will always come to your workspace when you accidentally open an adult link.
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The more pop-up screens you have, the more likely the boss will come by.
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If you're in a hurry, your computer will crash, a hard drive will become corrupted, or your files will be erased. Any way, you're screwed if you have a deadline.
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Computer masochism: When a computer takes all the abuse you think you can give it and continues working as it should.
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The sound of grinding metal or the sight of smoke coming from a case is a warning that you are trying to do too much with too little.
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The most frightening of viruses is the virus you do not know is already there.
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You only receive instant messaging, when working on a project that's due instantly.
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It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say you've done and what you say you're going to do.
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After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
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The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
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You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
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Eat one live toad first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Never ask two questions in a business letter. The reply will discuss the one you are least interested in, and say nothing about the other.
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If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
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If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.
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You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.
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When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
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