Show me a husband who won't, I'll show you a neighbor who will.
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Murphy's laws about Contentment, page 2
685 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
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It doesn't matter HOW good it was, if you end up worrying or regretting it, it was bad sex.
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Never trust a woman who acts like you are so sexy she can't help herself but drag you to bed.
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If you believe a relationship can't work, but feel the need to try, it won't.
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You will later find out that your lack of belief caused it to fail.
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The duration of a relationship to a person is inversely proportionate to the importance of person to you.
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Being taken attracts women. Being single makes them avoid you like the plague.
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Try and try as you might, there will still be times where men are just assholes. We can't help it and we're sorry.
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A love will tell you they love you endlessly. A true love will tell everyone else they love you endlessly despite the embarrassment factor.
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If a man has it he won't want it, the guy who buys it won't use it, the guy who uses it could give a shit about it, so don't give a shit and you will have it all.
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The amount of members of the opposite sex you pursue is inversely proportional to pretty much everything about you, such as intelligence.
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If you are interested in someone, a close friend will grab their attention.
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The ABC rule: If A is attracted to B, and you are attracted to C, A has a better chance with B than you do with C. B and C are often the same person.
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If you're having difficulties choosing between potential two girls, you'll always pick the wrong one.
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If a girl tell you “let's stay friends”, she won't call ever again. If you call, she won't answer.
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When you're girlfriend says that you have to talk the relationship is over.
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